abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor)


girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin)


smokingsilhouettes:

My edit. http://smokingsilhouettes.tumblr.com/

(Source: memewhore)

Range Rover, Range Rover send boys with trust funds on over.
- Me (via goodthingsgrow)

(Source: cantchangethestars)


matward:

eartheld:

shyowl:

paiecat:

i have been waiting for this gif without knowing it even existed


hippie vibes ❁

mostly nature

Little Miss Sunshine vibes 🌝✌️

matward:

eartheld:

shyowl:

paiecat:

i have been waiting for this gif without knowing it even existed

hippie vibes ❁

mostly nature

Little Miss Sunshine vibes 🌝✌️

(Source: shortcut-to-wonderland)

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

(Source: ruanv)

notyournutritionalbreakfast:


So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

(Source: allpartofanutritiousbreakfast)